NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!


Hollywood couple J.Lo and Ben Affleck have secured a deal to remake the classic movie Casablanca, according to reports.

The pair are said to be delighted with the multi-million pound deal and are now in talks wirth American producers.

The original film was a hit in 1942 starring Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman.

Affleck will take the romantic lead as Rick, the Daily Star reports.

Lopez will play the former lover who had jilted him but comes back into his later life - married to a French resistance leader.

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I'm beyond words for right now. God help us if it's true.

For now, this is all we have with which to defend ourselves.

It'll have to do until we set up some cinematic version of a war crimes tribunal.