No, I have a job, really

Columnist Mark Morford gives 10 tips about how to remain sane.

Trying to not be upset or jealous that I didn't think of it before him, but his job is to think of clever or witty things like that. My job, which I can never, ever get away from, is not about being witty and only being clever in a different "Office Space"/survival mode way. I'm only witty in my spare time, somewhat like a superhero with a mild-mannered alter ego.